I think I’ve been duped,
My wallet has a defect you see,
Notes keep escaping,
And a pint materialises,
Left upon the taproom timber,
Bills and pledges be damned,
Escapade after escapade,
Money goes out,
Lager flows in,
In our tavern laboratory,
Ale-soaked as it may be,
Over numerous dizzy weekends,
We’ve tested this phenomenon,
Though the results are often hazy,
The bank statements don’t lie,
Session after session,
Money goes out,
Cider flows in,
This vampire of funds,
This defective leather beer tap,
Could it be a problem?
Mayhap,
But I’ve got to admit,
This bronze nectar is sublime.
