3Ib of the so-called Human condition.
41/2oz of misplaced optimism.
1oz of doomed high spirits.
2 pints of perpetual envy.
2oz of ill-fated and untoward romance.
7oz of laughable piety, at room temperature.
5oz of spurious charity.
1 pint of ruthless greed.
1Ib of the desire to destroy, at room temperature.
1oz of constant melancholy.
31/2 pints of spilled blood.
Leave for approximately nine months.
And there you have it, a recipe for disaster.
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“2 pints of perpetual envy.” That’s my favourite.
I’m glad you liked it sir! 🙂
Love it.
I’m happy that you liked it. 🙂
Massive sniggers. Love it! 🙂
Hehe, merci! 🙂
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Recipe For Disaster
A great poem, or should I say, recipe? Which cookery book is it from? I love it.
Haha, thank you kindly! Oh, just the little recipe “book” in my mind. 🙂
The Oldschool Harlequin
Nicely done Mr Harlequin
*smiles*
– sonmi upon the Cloud
Thank you kindly my friend!
*mad grin*
The Oldschool Harlequin
Perfect, I will break out my cauldron and begin working on this right away. It will compliment my recipe for Chaos perfectly. Just what I need for the oncoming holidays.
Haha, most excellent! Let me know how it goes! 😀
The Oldschool Harlequin